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Extreme Holiday Gifting: Organ Donation
Vermin shared a kidney with his mom, and he's here to explain why you should look at organ donation, too!


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The Chronicles of Ken Stevenson


Vermin Supreme goes undercover as Presidential Candidate Ken Stevenson to learn about American Morals and Values

You might have heard about this amateur footage with hardcore gfs in unusual actions. We heard and yet we think that videos of pawg are better for your relaxation :-) Moms that control are freaks and this is a fact, you can watch the videos and judge yourself. It's not surprising that moms bang teens and enjoy it as much as these young girls do!

The love for the thrill is stronger than ever with the publicagent and his public adventures of hunting down naive girls! Don't believe clothed girls when they ask you to get naked - you will end up like guys in punish with porn tube.

This is just lovely, your girl just told you she loves black dicks. Aren't you shocked about it? Big Cock tube is here to show you the possibilites of all these freaky girls when the see a big one.

Huge dick & Small chick - what you can expect? This will be a fucking nightmare or dream come true for these girls!

Winnipeg police have reported that a girl was almost kidnaped by a fake cop. The girl’s brother says that his sister was playing outside with other children when an unknown man approached them. The police reports say that the alleged man sieved out the girl from the group and put her arms at the back and tried to arrest her. The girl screamed, and the people who were near tried to help her but the man indicated that he was an officer. The real cops were called later to handle the situation as the fake cop was taken into custody.

In an election climate where candidates succeed by discouraging citizens from engaging in independent cognitive activity, repeat Candidate Vermin Love Supreme , (the only bona-fide American Presidential Candidate to actually donate a living organ,) has broken away from the rat pack.

Whatever public office he's seeking, Vermin's participation in electoral forums raises the critical questions that your run-of-the-mill apparatchicks will necessarily ignore. But once raised, these issues have refused to die.

Only through Vermin Supreme's dilligent campaigning over the years have certain questions and issues of policy come to the foreground, specifically...

  • Dental Hygiene Law
  • Flying Monkey Public Safety Assurance Program
  • Time Travel Research Funding


On the campaign trail, Vermin Supreme likes to start his sentences with “I am the only candidate who supports…” And it’s true: he is the only candidate who supports fully funding time-travel research in order to go back and kill Hitler before he was born. He’s also the only candidate who makes mandatory toothbrushing his signature issue. After all, as he says in his dental manifesto, “Proper dental hygiene is essential to proper social order.” If you’re worried about flying monkey tooth fairies enforcing the mandatory toothbrushing laws, fear not, since Vermin Supreme is also the only candidate who promises that such creatures will not be used to that end. -Full Art Tickle

Variety Magazine says...

"Vermin Supreme stood before a line of police on horses and sang the theme from Mr. Ed...' " (more...)

"Some Guy" says...

"A large part of (Vermin's) platform relates to promoting better dental hygiene ('Stong Teeth for a Strong America'). To make sure the American people regularly brush and floss, he promises: 'Warrantless random no-knock dental inspections; Government issued toothpaste containing addictive yet harmless substances; Video surveillance through two way bathroom mirrors; Electronic tracking, moisture and motion sensor devices in all toothbrushes. ...Our favorite among his proposals: 'Gene splicing to create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.' " more...)



Vermin on the Campaign Trail

Attacked by Rudy's goons, brushing Kucinich's teeth force, and the greatest Star Spangled Banner rendition on bullhorn ever!


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Notice his rambling, aimless sort of sadness. This is because he did not endorse Vermin.

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Disclaimer: Vermin Supreme and are not responsible. Vermin Supreme is not to be confused with Waffles the Clown: Whereas Vermin sometimes wears, (in his own words,) "a fake ass," it should be noted that Waffles the Clown occasionally dons what he calls "a prosthetic buttocks." For more information see: "The Commonwealth of Massachusetts vs Waffles the Clown"

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