19??
BORN ON EARTH
It’s quite conceivable that Vermin Supreme started the tradition of being born on Earth. Or at least in the American Northeast.
Hello
19??
1350
POSSESSED BY DEMONS
What should have been a casual jaunt through the dark ages became quite the adventure.
I'm
1350
2011
GLITTER BOMBS A HOMOPHOBE
I mean, what else do you do with a homophobe?
Vermin
2011
2035
ACHIEVES WHIRLED PEAS
Nobody appreciates whirled peas.
Supreme
2035
1978
ACCIDENTALLY KILLS HIS IMAGINARY FRIEND
This unfortunate incident would later be referred to as “kind of a shitty day.”
I'm
1978
2619
BITTEN BY RADIOACTIVE FOOTWEAR
This imbued him with super footwear powers, which he immediately wielded with great irresponsibility.
A
2619
1998
SIGNS BRITNEY SPEARS
The original plan was to send her back in time to found “The Supremes”, but the name was taken.
Friendly
1998
2008
FINDS A MAGIC ROCK
This really happened.
Fascist
2008
2027
ABOLISHES HORSES
They were ruled a competing currency. Ponynomics is the one true economic system.
A
2027
420
DISCOVERS AMERICA
Decided it probably wasn’t worth the trouble to tell anyone about it.
Tyrant
420
2024
WINS THE LP NOMINATION
There was much consternation and gnashing of teeth. Some pearls will never recover.
You
2024
1878
INVENTS AUSTRALIAN ECONOMICS
This lead to the collapse of the Great Barrier Reef.
Can
1878
1769
FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
Decided it probably WAS worth the trouble to tell people about it, but forgot.
Trust
1769
2002
MAKES THE BEST SANDWICH EVER
I mean this thing was incredible. You should have seen it.
Thank You
2002

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