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A Vermin Supreme Timeline
BORN ON EARTH
It’s quite conceivable that Vermin Supreme started the tradition of being born on Earth. Or at least in the American Northeast.
Hello
POSSESSED BY DEMONS
What should have been a casual jaunt through the dark ages became quite the adventure.
I'm
GLITTER BOMBS A HOMOPHOBE
I mean, what else do you do with a homophobe?
Vermin
ACHIEVES WHIRLED PEAS
Nobody appreciates whirled peas.
Supreme
ACCIDENTALLY KILLS HIS IMAGINARY FRIEND
This unfortunate incident would later be referred to as “kind of a shitty day.”
I'm
BITTEN BY RADIOACTIVE FOOTWEAR
This imbued him with super footwear powers, which he immediately wielded with great irresponsibility.
A
SIGNS BRITNEY SPEARS
The original plan was to send her back in time to found “The Supremes”, but the name was taken.
Friendly
FINDS A MAGIC ROCK
This really happened.
Fascist
ABOLISHES HORSES
They were ruled a competing currency. Ponynomics is the one true economic system.
A
DISCOVERS AMERICA
Decided it probably wasn’t worth the trouble to tell anyone about it.
Tyrant
WINS THE LP NOMINATION
There was much consternation and gnashing of teeth. Some pearls will never recover.
You
INVENTS AUSTRALIAN ECONOMICS
This lead to the collapse of the Great Barrier Reef.
Can
FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
Decided it probably WAS worth the trouble to tell people about it, but forgot.
Trust
MAKES THE BEST SANDWICH EVER
I mean this thing was incredible. You should have seen it.
Thank You
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